Who do I have to call in this town for a large sausage pizza that ISN'T a euphemism? I'm SICK and TIRED of your rude delivery drivers flashing me their junk in lieu of the pizza I ordered and am considering taking my business elsewhere. However, if you provide me with one free large hand-tossed meat lovers pizza and one free medium pineapple thin crust, I may reconsider. Please leave a comment and let me know if your customer's satisfaction is your highest priority, or if you're just a pack of degenerate homosexuals. This will help me know what to tell my friends when they ask which is better, Pizza Hut or your rival Papa John's.
p.s. I can provide pictures of the delivery man's junk savaging my pizza if you need proof. What kind of business are you running over there, homie?!
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