It's probably not something you think about very often, is it? Me neither, but that last gruesome post about Indiana Jones really made me realize just how fragile life is. We have to be prepared for anything, because if you say the wrong thing when you're dying you might have something lame written on your tombstone! My grandpa went out by grabbing the front of his doctor's coat and screaming, "don't let this happen to me! Please, Oh God, or Satan, take my wife and children instead! Take literally anyone but me!
So I have a lot to live up to. I guess if I have time for last words, I'll just request that my body be propped up somewhere where teens are known to make out, that way I can prevent too much rampant teen pregnancy. If I have to be a corpse, I might as well be doing something worthwhile, y'know.
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