I am actually a muscular guy and you can often find me at the gym giving free advice and a free gun show to the people I come across. However, you probably won't see me there for a while because last week I broke the first rule of personal training (complimented a girl on her fast, clean snatch). So for all you gym noobs, have fun but stay safe. One time I saw a nerd get swoll on the incline press, but it was an allergic reaction to staph bacteria. Always wipe down the machines.
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