Why I Would Like to Be a Girl for a Day

If I were a girl and a waiter asked me how I like my eggs, I could say "fertilized", which is a joke that doesn't make any sense if you're both men. I don't know any jokes to say to waiters, and that bothers me. Would it be funny if a waiter asked me how I like my eggs and I said, ""fertilized, hatched, then raised on a farm, killed, head cut off, plucked, fried and put in a bucket with gravy"? Or is that a frightening thing to say to someone? I'd better not.