I once overheard a townie bragging to his buddies about the time he kissed a girl with Oral Dentata. His friends called BS, because "everyone knows women's teeth falls out after their pubes comes in, just like us", but the dude was adamant. "Sure as shootin', her head was as full o' fangs as an ornery ol' possum's!"
I don't know if they ever believed him because I got the fuck outta there. If they'd noticed my pearly white chompers, they'd take it as a sure sign that I was a witch and burn me in the town square. Townies are a superstitious lot.
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