Philosophical Question

Do you think Michigan J. Frog can have a three-way, or would he just automatically go limp and be unable (or unwilling) to perform? That would be a weird rumor to hear about a cartoon character from the 1970's. "Hey, did you hear Michigan J. Frog had erectile dysfunction?" You'd be like, holy shit who cares, that character hasn't been relevant for a long time. How do you even know his name?